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Signs Your Girlfriend Is Wife Material

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Love ain't easy, fellas. 

Love ain't got a sign that it holds up when you've found "the one." Love also ain't got a sign that it holds up when you're effing everything up with "the one" and when it would be a good time to stop talking, jackass. Damn...I wish love had that sign. 

Fear not, fellas. Because while love's signs may not be blatant, they do exist. You just have to be paying attention. Like, when she orders you a bouquet of flower-shaped bacon. That's a sign. Or when she's willing to dress up as a fictional electric rodent from a cartoon made for 8-year-olds that your 25-year-old ass is still obsessed. That's also a sign.

Those are just a couple, but I promise you that after you've read all 16 of my signs, you'll be more confident than ever navigating the tricky world of lusting and loathing. Just remember: the trick to finding true love ultimately comes from you speaking less.

Cheers, fellas.

1. She's an active contributor to all your fetishes.

2. Waking up with a hangover to these.

3. Not sure if domestic violence or playful drunk fun. But it ended with bacon so...win?

4. When your girlfriend is "let me Snapchat him dad jokes" cool.

5. If she embraces you having explosive diarrhea at a moment's notice, she's a keeper.

6. I've never heard of a woman proposing to a man, but if it happens, it should be done like this.

7. If she makes sushi that looks like this, her sashimi is probably pretty fresh too.

8. Bouquet of bacon? Say no more.

9. The important detail here is that she went through all this trouble and still brought the pizza.

10. Say no more. I'll be right over.

11. She accepts you for who you are. And then still packs your lunch.

12. She's girlfriend material if this is her idea of an ideal Valentine's Day present.

posted Mar 11, 2016 by Diya Borda

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  1. He or she will like (your pictures, status updates and, sometimes, even your comments) almost everything you add on other people's posts.

    • If that's the case, be sure the person is crushing on you and trying hard to appreciate things you post on Facebook

  2. They will hunt your oldest pictures on Facebook

    • They'll like these pictures and leave a comment once in a while

  3. They will poke you often

    • Poking may seem annoying, however lover girls and boys often use it for flirting. They often do it to appear in your notifications, a faster way to get noticed.

  4. The moment you appear online they (say Hello or Hey) will ping in your inbox.

  5. They are excited, if someone uses too many emoticons while chatting. It shows they want to chat with you.

    • Needless to say, they may be crushing on you in all likelihood. You have been warned

  6. They are willing learn more about you and they will initiate most online chats, and also stretch them longer

  7. His or her relationship status will be 'Single'

    • In other words they're trying to say, "I'm ready to mingle."

  8. The moment you change your profile picture, you get a message

    • 'You look amazing in this new DP of yours.'

  9. If your friend is shy, he/she won't confront you directly when you're online, but leave a message when you're offline.

    • This spares them from replying back to you instantly, in case you reply to them online.

  10. Once they know your interests, they will start posting status updates to grab your attention.

    • They will post the kind of articles you may like, songs that you may prefer, or just about anything, till it grabs your attention.

  11. They will promote your Facebook pages

    • Just let them know, and see how they will move the earth to get your page more and more likes.

  12. They will tag with your common interests like music, books, food or TV shows.

    • It's a way of including you in things. It says, I miss you when this song plays, I love this quote, and think you will like it too, and so on.

  13. There will be a comments on every wall post you make.

    • The most well-crafted birthday greeting you receive on your wall, is from that person, who is secretly stalking you on Facebook. And this is what their friends have to say afterwards

  14. Even when no one else comments on or likes your posts, you will see his/her reply.

    • Now, why would you not feel a soft corner for them in your heart?

  15. They will try everything on Facebook to cheer you up when your status are Bored, sick or broken.

    • Sometimes, this can get on your nerves.

  16. You will sure to get a comment from them when Tagged by someone else (like a photo, a status, or anything else)

    • They just won't leave you alone, not even on other people's walls.

  17. Your friends will interrogate you to know if you are keeping up-to-date with his/her life on Facebook.

  18. You are friends on Facebook, fine! But is she or he posting too many pictures with you in them?

    • Take that as a hint of their interest.

  19. They invite you to almost every event on Facebook whether it belongs to them or to their friends.

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  20. Suddenly, you will notice that they join all groups and events that you are a part of it.

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Valentine’s Day is around the corner and everyone is feeling love in the air. Couples are busy with their partners and singles are looking for love. So, this Valentine’s Day we help you find your special someone the apply way.

Here is the list of 14 valentine apps to make your day special.

1. Okcupid

OkCupid (Android, iOS) is an old reliable in the dating services field with its massive userbase and straightforward dating tools. But rather than rest on their laurels, OKC keeps refining and adding on features to their mobile apps, with a redesigned profile view that brings the best info on your potential matches right to the top, match percentages based on things like lifestyle, religion and ethics, as well as Instagram integration. All this is in addition to OkCupid's messaging tools, personality quizzes and other old favorites. A premium subscription adds other features, such as refined search tools and the ability to see users who have liked you. Just don't end up on Fedoras of OKCupid, please.

2. Tinder

Tinder (Android, iOS) blazed the trail, set by Grindr, toward a new generation of swipe and scroll dating apps for the mobile set. In theory, you're not supposed to make shallow, snap judgments about potential partners, but Tinder encourages you to do just that. You create a simple profile with a handful of photos and a few sentences about yourself, then throw yourself at the Internet's mercy. The app displays singles in your area. If you like one, swipe the photo to the right; otherwise, swipe to the left. If you and a match swipe right on each other, then you can send messages and set something up. New features include GIF messaging, uploading profile photos from your phone, and the ability to 'like' chat messages.

3. Woo

Another app on our list of Valentine’s Day apps is Woo. It is a matchmaking app, which helps you meet the people who have similar interests as yours. The app lets you check out profiles and go through their detailed bios available on the app.
Moreover, the users will also have the opportunity to reconsider someone if they are not sure at that moment. You can also find your love through the TagSearch feature or by answering and asking interesting questions.

4. TrulyMadly

TrulyMadly is one of the most talked about app when it comes to dating. The app does all the heavy lifting and finds your perfect connection using powerful filters.


The app is totally safe and users can find more matches once they verify themselves via Facebook and LinkedIn profiles. All you need to do is create your profile and start.

5. Bumble

This is quite an interesting app for all the ladies out there. The app asks women to make the first move and find the man of their dreams. The app enables women to like and approach the men they like and want to be with.
The users will have 24 hours to message the match otherwise, it disappears. Moreover, you will have the chance to get a new connection each day for another 24 hours. The app also has an interesting feature called VIBee, which gives you a badge that increases your chances of finding your perfect partner.

6. Hot or not

Hot or not is an engaging game, which will help you find out the hottest people around you. You just need to sign-in via Facebook with some of your good pictures to start playing the game.


The app will ask you your mobile number and permission to read and send messages from various people around. This is done to authenticate the user. So, find your hottest partner this Valentine’s Day and go on a hot date.

7. Hitch

Hitch (Android, iOS) is betting on the adage that "friends know better" by letting your friends set up matches for you. Once users log in with their Facebook accounts, they can then match their friends together through built-in anonymous chat (or alternatively, you can ask a friend to introduce you if you find someone interesting). All you get is the age and gender of your match, as well as the mutual acquaintance that matched you, along with a short message. If you hit it off in the chat, you can send a Reveal Request to find out more about your match. Whether you're single and looking for a match or somebody looking to play matchmaker for two friends, there's something for you to love in Hitch. 

8. Hinge

Hinge (Android, iOS) tries to take the awkward randomness out of meeting people online by making sure that it introduces you to people that you share mutual Facebook friends with, hopefully cutting out the creep factor and trying to make sure that you have a good chance of having people, experiences and interests in common. Users log in with their Facebook accounts, enter preferences, sexual orientation, location and age. Every day at noon, the app supplies you with a field of potential matches. And, of course, because you know friends in common, you're both more accountable and less likely to act like jerks when faced with the prospect of real world social blowback. This assumes that you're actually on good terms and pretty compatible with your Facebook friends list, that is.

 

9. Coffee Meets Bangel

Aiming for quality over quantity, Coffee Meets Bagel (Android, iOS) brings you a single "bagel" every day: a curated match that shares mutual Facebook friends. You then have 24 hours to decide whether to like or to pass, with the app learning from your preferences. If you both express interest, CMB then brings you together in a private chatroom where you can get to know each other or plan a date. There's also an option to set up Other features, such as the ability to view your mutual friends, can be unlocked by purchasing a virtual currency called "beans".

10. Grindr

Grindr (Android, iOS) allows gay and bisexual men to meet up with like-minded men nearby. Profile creation is a fairly minimal experience, focusing on a profile pic, user name, and a few simple questions, and choosing a "Tribe" that describes your type, and then you're up finding other users and chatting them up in minutes. Grindr is free to use and advertisement-supported, but the premium version, Grindr Xtra, offers ad-free browsing in addition to other features like adding multiple Tribes and advanced search filters. One notable downside? Unlike other dating apps, push notifications for messages require Grindr Xtra. It's been so successful that it's led to a range of competing dating apps aimed at the gay and lesbian communities.

11. Match.com

A venerable presence in online dating, Match.com offers its mobile users a freemium dating experience on Android and iOS. Free users can set up online profiles, upload a few pictures of themselves and then engage in some online flirting with "winks", and have new matches delivered to them daily. More comprehensive features such as the ability to see who has checked out your profile and liked your pictures can be unlocked by a Match.com subscription. Match has continued to add on to its features, such as a Tinder-like Mixer, Android Wear and Apple Watch integration.

12. Plenty Of Fish

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13. How About We

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14. Dattch

As Grindr is for men, Dattch is for lesbian, bi-sexual, and bi-curious women. This app offers a fun, fresh vibe for meeting other women to date or just other women to make friends with when you just moved to a new city. When you're feeling uncomfortable about chatting up other people, you can play the app's "Would You Rather" game to break the ice and meet other women who might suit your preferences.

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