Estimated net worth: $273,257,000
Life Mission: To cure human suffering with irrational lies, head stroking, and empty promises of immortality and enlightenment.
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Estimated net worth: $202,503,000
Life Mission: To pimp and exploit yoga by means of TV shows and large-scale landownership advertised as “peace havens”. As his close associate Acharya Balkrishna described the television guru’s plans for global healing: “There are many ways for people to go astray in the West and there is need for a facility right here in the West to get them back on track.”
Estimated net worth: $184,094,000
Life Mission: To exploit and pimp John Lennon’s vision of a violence and stress free world through existential nihilism, while secretly plotting to steer the government of India in a more fascist direction by instigating red scares.
