Baby questions
Why can’t I see my eyes?
My brother asked my mum when my sister was born “Can we put her back, I want a brother!”
Is Daddy having a baby too?
Can I have Eli in my tummy tomorrow mummy?
Sex Factor
So is it the man that asks if he can have sex or does the woman ask?
What are those lumps below my willy?
Why are those cats/frogs/insects wrestling?
Science
How can the universe have no end?
Is the moon really made of cheese?
Where does the sun go when it is dark?
How did the crocodiles survive when the meteor hit the earth?
Special People
Why are all postmen not called Pat!
How does Santa get in when there’s no chimney?
Mummy, is there really a man in the moon?
Is the tooth fairy real?
Animals
Did ants invent the world’s first social network?
Why do sheep and horse sleep standing up?
Why did we used to be monkeys and why aren’t we still monkeys?
Food
Can I could grow sausages in the veggie garden?
Why do I have to eat broccoli when Daddy doesn’t eat his?
Why don’t they make vegetables tasty?
Family Matters
Has Grandad ever met Nanna?
Why did you call my nana annoying at Christmas?
Death
Why you go to Devon when you die?
After our cat died, that when people and animals die, do they go to Morrison’s?
Why does God let people die?
If you go to heaven when you did how come Skellington's (sic) live in graveyards?
Why Do They Say These Things In Public?
Why do some people make rubbish packed lunches … Why don’t they make them like you Mummy?
Why does Miss Fletcher have a Moustache like daddy?
When daddy snores is it trumps coming out of his mouth?
If Only Children Were In Charge
But why can’t we have lollipops/chocolate/beer for breakfast?
Why do you need money to buy things?
Why do you have to go to work mummy?
Why do we have to be born young and grow old, why can’t we be born old and get young?
