Dexter and Amy were cleaning up after a wonderful Christmas dinner.
"What a great day," Dexter said, "only 365 days until the next one."
"No, it's more," Amy corrected.
How?
The next year is a leap year, so there was actually 366 days till next Christmas.
I will make your day great But during the night I'll keep you up late. Away the darkness runs from me Just so that you may see. By nature and by man I am made. Call me and I'll come to your aid. Even though you may try so much You'll never touch. I am faster than a speeding train, Faster than any plane. So who may I be? You'll just have to guess and see.
A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?
Granny looked up from her rocking chair and said: As far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. What is it?
Wednesday, Dean and Sam went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Dean and Sam didn’t pay for the food.
Who did?
