Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road.
One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
There is a false and wrongful stereotype that blondes are a bit dim witted. So considering this riddle is using that stereotype we can conclude that they thought that Disney land has left as if it were a person. Dissappointed they too left to home.
Two Irish potatoes were sitting on a chopping board. "I'm about to change my nationality" one said to the other. "How?" the other potato asked.
You are walking down a path until there is a fork in the road. One side is the good path and the on the other side is the bad path. However you don't know which one is which. Both paths have identical twins guarding the paths. One guard tells the truth, the other lies all the time no matter what. But still you don't know which one tells the truth or which one tell lies. If you want to to go to the good path, what question should you ask the guards
If you want to become a master at playing the fiddle and you walk down to the fork in the road, you sit and some creature is going up your back, you follow the pattern of the creature on your back to be a master of playing the fiddle, what creature is going up your back?
One Cock, One Hen and 5 chickens were crossing a road, Suddenly a truck comes, but they remain safe, one of the chicken says, Thank good, all eight of us are safe. How Eight ?
