Tawa and Roti (Tawa is black and Roti is white)
A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada "G" "G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta ha ???
Dunia bhar ki karta sair, Dharti pe na rakhta pair, Din me sota raat me jagta, Raat andheri mere bagair, Jaldi batao mai hu kaun?