There is a school shooting, to keep the kids safe the teachers gather the kids in the corner and turned off the lights. What did the teacher forget to do?
Switching off the lights won't do much if you don't lock the door first.
A local farmer wants to keep his sheep safe. He has one mile of fence, with which to surround sheep. Luckily there is a very straight river which he can also use. Obviously the farmer wants to fence off as much land as possible, what shape will the fenced off area be and how large?
I come in many different colors. I create boundaries to keep things concealed and safe. My best friend is a lock and I am also made of different materials as well. I love to travel: you can find me anywhere. What am I?
6 Teachers while going to School and One thief steals a chain Telugu teacher - Donga Donga, Eng teacher - Thief thief, Hindi teacher - Chor chor, S.S teacher - Samaj gataka, Maths teacher - 420 420,
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What ‘Science’ teacher screams?
A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep. In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside. Horrified at what he sees, he hurls himself out his window to his death. Why ?
Your driving a school bus and you pick up five kids and to get back to the school you have to turn right twice straight for three miles then make a left and drive four more miles straight and your there, but what's the color of the bus driver eyes?
