Sneakers
A woman who works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 32-26-36, is 5″4″ tall, and wears size “6” shoes. What do you think she weighs?
Can I walk? No. Can I stand? No. I almost never wear shoes. I can't feel my legs. I wear blue, yellow, white, or black socks. When I do wear shoes it is black and white Adidas. What am I?