There is a man walking through a farm and finds something to eat it has no bones or meat he then takes it home and puts it on his shelf but then it disappears the next day. What is it?
A egg with a chick in it
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a cabin. He walks up to it and enters. He sees two people, strapped to chairs, covered in blood, obviously dead. How did they die?
As I walked across the huge farm.
I found something white and warm,
I thought I would eat it, as it had no bone,
But, in twenty-one days it walked alone.
What did I find?
A man and a woman went to the beach one day. There, they saw a teenage girl walking up to people and talking to them. Some replied heatedly, and some took what she had to give. The man and the woman suspected that she was selling drugs, so they decided to take it to the police. But when they were about to do so, the woman discovered that the girl only walked up to people with electric supplies. So the next time they went to the beach, they brought a boom box along. The woman went swimming, and the girl walked up to the man. What did she sell?
I walked through a field of wheat, I picked up something good to eat, It was white and had no bone, In twenty-one days it walked alone. What did I pick up?
A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do you want to take the green one or the blue one? The man says the green one. The man asks again which staircase do you want to take the yellow one or the green one? The man says green again. The man asks how do you want to die. Falling down the stairs, burning, getting shocked by electricity, or by freezing. What does the man say?
