A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water.
The bartender took out a gun and pointed it at him.
The man who had asked for the glass of water just smiled, thanked him and walked away happy.
Why?
