The day before the day before yesterday was two days after the day before my birthday. Today is Thursday. On what day was my birthday?
If the day before yesterday Susie was nine, yesterday she was ten, and next year she will be twelve, when is Susie's birthday and what is today?
If today is four days before the day immediately before two days after Wednesday, WHAT DAY comes immediately before the day that is two days after the day immediately after the day which comes two days before the day which comes three days after the day before yesterday?
Tomorrow is neither Wednesday nor Thursday.
Yesterday was not Friday or Saturday.
Today is not Thursday or Sunday or Monday.
What day is it today?
