Recent puzzles under tag funny

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All about, but cannot be seen, Cannot be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. What is it?

posted Aug 27, 2015 by Anil Chaurasiya

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Guess me : In Spring I look happy, Deck'd in comely array, In Summer more clothing I wear; When colder it...............

posted Aug 26, 2015 by Prithvi

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What has hands, but can not clap ?

posted Aug 26, 2015 by Ankur Athari

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Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Why is this???

posted Aug 25, 2015 by Pankaj Deshmukh

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Guess me : I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second............

posted Aug 20, 2015 by Dilbagh

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

posted Aug 20, 2015 by Mridul

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Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill me up. What am I?

posted Aug 20, 2015 by Udita

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What did she tell to the phone company ?

posted Aug 19, 2015 by Akriti

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Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

posted Aug 18, 2015 by Ankur Athari

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If a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crisps what has he forgotten to do?

posted Aug 17, 2015 by Pankaj Deshmukh

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Can you make half of 12 into 7?

posted Aug 17, 2015 by Manish Tiwari

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What is the best way to keep your hat from falling off your head?

posted Aug 17, 2015 by Puneet Batra

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Turn us on our backs And open up our stomachs. You will be the wisest of men, Though at start a lummox. What an i ?

posted Aug 14, 2015 by Parampreet Kaur

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A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How ?

posted Aug 13, 2015 by anonymous

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A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

posted Aug 12, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

posted Aug 12, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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Without it, I'm dead. If I'm not, then then I'm behind. What am I?

posted Aug 12, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

posted Aug 10, 2015 by Simranjeet Singh

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Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Strike my head. Once was red is now black instead. What am I?

posted Aug 7, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

posted Aug 7, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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It is said among my people that some thing are improved by death.What stinks while living,but in death,smells good?

posted Aug 6, 2015 by Swati Arora

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He went back again, but this time what did he ask?

posted Aug 5, 2015 by Kapil Kapoor

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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

posted Aug 5, 2015 by Akriti

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I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

posted Aug 4, 2015 by Prithvi

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Arthur was walking in the park when he saw his friend, Daniel. He saw that Daniel had his eyes closed.........

posted Aug 3, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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I have a bed but can not sleep, i have a mouth but can not speak, i have a bank but have no money. What am i?

posted Jul 31, 2015 by Tapesh Kulkarni

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I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round...................What am I?

posted Jul 30, 2015 by Nikita Sehgal

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What did the red light say to the green light?

posted Jul 30, 2015 by Yogeshwar Thakur

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This old one runs forever,but never moves at all.He has not lungs nor throat,but still a mighty roaring call.What is it?

posted Jul 28, 2015 by Prachi Sharma

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There are 3 houses. a brown house a green house and white house.................. green house, Where is the white house?

posted Jul 27, 2015 by Riteshwar

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A tunnel is 650m long. How far can a horse run into the tunnel if the horse is running at a speed of 10km/hr?

posted Jul 24, 2015 by Prithvi

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What is brown, has a tail and head?

posted Jul 24, 2015 by Rahul Chandel

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Guess me ; I hold up the sky; I hold many pounds. Just so you know, I can never fall on the *ground*. I am made.........

posted Jul 23, 2015 by Nikhil Pandey

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Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

posted Jul 23, 2015 by Pardeep Kohli

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Guess me : I am a man without bones; my flesh is white. I am a man without blood; my flesh is cold. I am a man..........

posted Jul 23, 2015 by Puneet Batra

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Guess me : I come in many shapes and sizes, many colors, and I stick to many surfaces but I am..........................

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Parampreet Kaur

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When you know me, I am nothing when you don't know me, I am something. What am I?

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Chahat Sharma

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Tall I am born and long I will last but as a midgit I will die. What am I?

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Kuldeep Apte

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Gretchen told her brother that she found three types of shells. He asked what they were, and she answered with rebuses.

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Karan Joglekar

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Round and round the ragged rock, The rugged rascal ran. Tell me how many 'r's are in that?

posted Jul 21, 2015 by Maninder Bath

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Guess me : I can precede a bug I can precede a child I can be held dear I can be wild I can be an affair to.............

posted Jul 20, 2015 by Swati Arora

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What does it means ?

posted Jul 20, 2015 by Udita

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Guess me : I'm a riddle in nine syllables: An elephant, a ponderous house. A melon strolling on two tendrils. O.........

posted Jul 17, 2015 by Anil Chaurasiya

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The are 10 copycats on a boat. 2 jump off. How many copy cats are left in the boat?

posted Jul 17, 2015 by Riteshwar

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I live for laughter. I live for the crowd. Without it I am nothing. What am I?

posted Jul 17, 2015 by Kapil Kapoor

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I move like the wind. I reflect what you see. I am many colors although......... What can you conclude from these hints?

posted Jul 16, 2015 by Ritika

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I can get hurt easily. If I do get hit, I can fall off. It will look gross. Some people bite me, but I don't. What am I?

posted Jul 16, 2015 by Rahul Chandel

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Guess me : I am be any size or shape and I can have the same volume, perimeter and area of anything. I can..............

posted Jul 15, 2015 by Pardeep Kohli

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I envelope you in darkness but you see many things. I can be resisted but a lack of me leaves rings. What am I?

posted Jul 15, 2015 by Sandeep Bedi

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Guess me : For nine months I grow and grow. Then finally my head will show When I'm pulled from the bed ................

posted Jul 15, 2015 by Sidharth Malhotra