In this teaser, you are given odd definitions of terms. The terms must be found, and they sound approximately like the names of U.S. states. Can you get all five?
What a certain spectator sport's spectators do
Doing 2,000 pounds of laundry
What to buy if you're only slightly thirsty
Mindful of a wooded valley
Bauxite that is missing
The hint gives the first letter of each state name.