One day, Jack went to Walmart. He saw Santa and wanting to talk to him. He then told Santa what he wanted for Christmas. At the end, Santa told Jack, Merry Christmas. Jack said, I can't. Santa was confused. What does Jack mean, I can't?
He told he can't merry Christmas, because Christmas is a holiday, not a person.
There was a man who wanted to treat his son he went to the doctor and the doctor told him that he need to get 1 orange in order to cure his son on the the same village where the man was staying there where no any single orange, so the man tried to another village when the man reached another village he saw millions of oranges in the garden when he reached the entry he realised that this garden had for 4 gates and each gate had a gatekeeper so when ever he could pass by each gate keeper they where telling him that whichever organges he bring ,they should share in between. so how many oranges did the man come out with from the garden to share with the gatekeepers and remained with 1 orange to cure his son?
One day a little boy went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. (keep in mind that his parents were not very violent people.) What is he?
John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything. He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?
A very mean king went to a nearby village. He wanted some more slaves to serve him at his royal palace. He decided that if any family in the village had more than five children, he would take them. A cobbler and his wife had ten children. When the king came to take them, the cobbler and his wife begged and begged. Finally the king said, "I see that you have ten pairs of shoes in a box. If you can give each of your children a pair and still leave one pair out of ten in the box, you can keep your children". The cobbler and his wife began to smile at each other. How did they keep all of their children?
After the Deepawali party, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss Ajit, that he dreamt that a terrorist group has planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. Ajit immediately fired him much to the confusion of the rest of the workers. Why did Ajit fire him?
