Two Irish potatoes were sitting on a chopping board. "I'm about to change my nationality" one said to the other. "How?" the other potato asked.
BY BECOMING FRENCH FRIES
A woman gave birth to two boys on the same date, within about twenty minutes of each other, and yet they were not twins. How could this be?
Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road.
One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
When asked for the sum of two numbers one person said 23 and the other said 210. They were both wrong because they had correctly done the wrong calculation. What were the numbers and what had each done?
